Submitter NinjaChow says that “I think these two ads are posted by the same person.” Let’s compare.
Working, but not spin Washer
Here is a washer for free.
Water go in and out with no problem, and you can hear the sound it work, but only not spinning.
Please let me know if you are interested. Thanks!
And:
100% working Mini oven
This is 100% working, just need some clean.
Pick up only.
Grammar: sketchy
Punctuation: insufficient
Condition of Items Being Sold: Broken and Nasty
Price: Should pay someone to pick these items up
There you have it. One Sparky, extra snark. Thanks, NC!
Welcome To Fabulous Sparkyville 
Non libros est.
The burden of the cleansing required is a significant burden on tbe presumptive future owners.
Which, sadly is the entirely forgotten base premise for LEED (which is now no more than a scheme for getting narrow tax credits, and a spendy way for minimal professional advancement).
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Junk for to sell, “free”
Burden all on new owner
Caveat emptor.
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Spin, Spin, foul wash’r
For stains remove
Ere mark-ed sin for all to see.
Away, away, Cast thee out
Oven besides, more sin
Albatross upon neck
Out! Out! Blight upon my life
My powers call-ed in contempt
Who should thought such hae
Sae much dirt anon
[Exeunt, scrubbing]
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[corey] If by “not spinning” Sparky means the washer agitator isn’t working, it’s an easy fix to replace the agitator “dogs” — a few dollars on eBay. Google “washer agitator fix” for instructions and videos. If the tub itself isn’t spinning, it’s probably the clutch, which is a bit more complicated and about $20 in parts. Google “washer clutch fix” — duh. Save $500+ on a new washer. [/corey]
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What do you recommend for the oven? An acid bath?
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Uh — oven cleaner? Which is alkaline. Acid baths are good for rust and old gasoline “varnish.”
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