Our 1 year old male cat named Junior went missing about 3 days ago. He sometimes gets out but it’s not like him to stay away this long.
If you found him please call me as we love him very much and want him to come home safe! If you’ve seen him or a cat that looks like him in the area please let me know.
He went missing on [Location] Road near # and [Blah].
Look, Sparky, Junior wanted out. He tried to tell you he just wasn’t feeling it any longer but you wouldn’t listen. What part of MEOW don’t you understand?
Submitter NinjaChow commented, “Sparky wants his missing cat back or at least a reasonable facsimile.” Thanks for sending this in. Here’s hoping Junior found a better place to crash.