Does your Garage look like this? Store here we will take care of it.
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Monday-Saturday 9 am to 5:00 pmGate access hours 6:00 am to 8:00 pm 365 days a year
(Month to Month rental No Commitment.Hablo Espanol ! Domingo y lunes
You might want to make a commitment to some book learning, there, Sparky. Leaving us hanging with that incomplete parenthesis is just mean. Plus you only speak Espanol two days a week? Plus Plus your opening line there needs work. If I store my stuff there, you’ll take care of it, wink wink. Say no more!
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What’s wrong with that garage? It appears to be structurally sound and reasonably well organized.
And I don’t need my garage to speak Spanish.
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Wait, they used the imperative, so we must speak Spanish?
But only on Saturday & Sunday. Except that place alleges to not be open on Sundays, so how would they know?
Unless, that’s the day we are locked in tbeir gadage to clean it up . . .
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Committment not required, but incarceracion might be?
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Your garage a mess
So, pay to leave it with them
Spanish on weekend.
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There’s probably a horrible pun to be made conflating “semana”–week–with semantics, yo no vaya aiya.
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Etoy o no estoy.
Wait, what is the Question?
Tis nobler to bestow Garage
Than pose the question
Domingo y Lunes
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[Vaya rapido]
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