Free Couch With Delivery
size / dimensions: 90″ x 37″ x 31″
As shown in the title, this couch could be in your living room for free! The couch itself is in great condition, and we are offering free delivery within an applicable distance simply because we are going to move really soon.
Submitter NinjaChow says “Free delivery because Sparky doesn’t want you to know where to return the haunted couch.” This couch is cleverly patterned so you can’t see the aunty stains. Also if he delivers, you can’t tell the drug-sniff dogs where to find the real dealer. So many reasons for delivery, and in a hurry to move is only one of them. Thanks, NinjaChow! This will be your week.