24’ collapsed pool
24’ pool collapsed in back yard. Free for salvage. Not including filter. Just come pick it up
Oh, we got trouble, right here in River City!
With a capital “T”
And that rhymes with “P”
And that stands for pool…
Catchy rhyme, Ralph, sounds slightly familiar. Thanks for the ad, this has to be one of the laziest Sparkies I’ve ever seen. Couldn’t even get the water all out. Maybe one is expected to take the water, too?
Welcome To Fabulous Sparkyville 
So, all the valuable bits are removed, and only the no salvage value items are left 9and a partial pool of water).
And, too lazy to even to try and Tom Sawyer the work don, too.
Makes a person wonder whose house this actually is, and just what sort of party was throwing when the pool was damaged.
And now, you are soliciting for co-conspirators after the fact?
Is there no end to CL scofflawry?
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The pool is broken
And, it does matter by whom
When owners return.
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Friends, CLers, country men
I come not to fix the pool, but to bury it.
To cover all blame as surely as possible.
It is said that one’s sins live on in memory
And we see here a grievous sin, so sayeth Spark’
And Spark is a CL person
Sure the pool is rent and torn
And beyond use ever again, so, out with the old
Remove all trace, and with it the blame, so sayeth Spark’
And Spark is a CL person
Water not yet removed, and see here the
Remaining shroud of what proudly was
Struck down in prime, in the fullness of utility
Gone now but the corpse, so sayeth Spark’
And Spark’ is a CL person
Neither will nor testament to be made
Ere remembering the pool might attain
And upon perpetrators, the Stain
Take it away, ne’er to be seen again
So sayeth Spark’
And Spark’ is a CL person
[exeunt]
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Some day I am going to make a collection of Shakespear ala Cap’n Mac and make us both rich!
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