Post 766: What the Well Dressed Turkey Will Wear

LARGE HEAVY GAUGE STAINLESS STEEL ROASTING PAN WITH RACK – $20

 

LARGE HEAVY DUTY STAINLESS STEEL ROASTING PAN WITH RACK. $20. HEAVY GAUGE STAINLESS STELL WILL LAST FOREVER. GREAT DEAL.
21″ X 14″
FITS LARGE TURKEY.
Thanksgiving turkey holidays party family

Grandpa, put your hearing aids in and stop shouting! Also, why duplicate the photos? Yes, that is a nice rack and it will last forever. But we are having an Extra-Large turkey, so this won’t do.

Let’s not let Grandpa carve the turkey this year. I like all the cats, dogs, and grandchildren too much to risk it.

2 thoughts on “Post 766: What the Well Dressed Turkey Will Wear

  1. “Here is Uncle Ted by the shed.
    Here’s Uncle Ted by the corner of the shed.
    Here’s Uncle Ted by the side of the shed, but you can see part of the corner…”

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  2. Alas, poor Yorick, for I knew him well
    Look, Horatio, tis Yorrick, for that is what I called the roasting pan.
    How oft did I drag him into the yard, or let the dog slobber on his rusty cheeks
    Fair suite of earthe pies and Sunday roasts did he see.
    O, Gravedigger, pray, how long hath these bomes lay-ed here?
    Why, six and score, m’lord.
    Ah, thus the crusty stainless gleams
    E’en still, with no joint upon it.
    And now, away
    For Ophelia drowns the casserole anom!

    [Exeunt]

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