Nice assortment of new Christmas stuff – $1
Downsizing and selling some of my extra Christmas things. Most items or new or haven’t been used, so they’re in very good condition. Prices start at 10 cents. Hopefully, the prices show up in the pictures. Cash only, please. Thanks for looking!
P.S. the star ornaments have been sold
the Santa coaster has been sold
the Santa toothpick holder was stolen
the green garland has been sold
the red bicycle bags have been sold
Shopper: I’d like the Santa coaster, please.
Sparky: Yes, one coaster — Oh, sorry, it was sold.
Shopper: Was it? Then I’d like the green garland.
Sparky: Sold it just before you walked in.
Shopper: How about the bicycle bags? You do have bicycle bags, don’t you?
Sparky: Yes, of course, we do. Well, we did. Sold every one.
Shopper (tapping foot): Star ornaments?
Sparky: Sold. Sorry.
Shopper: You haven’t sold the toothpick holder, have you?
Sparky: No, no, couldn’t sell that!
Shopper: Why not?
Sparky: It was stolen, wasn’t it?
Shopper: I see. So your nice assortment is rather a bunch of left-over junk, isn’t it?
Sparky: (looking around) Pretty much, yeah.
Shopper: Happy Christmas, you stupid git.
Sparky: Same to you, Mother.