Post 776: Inflated Sales Pitch

6 Ft Shaking Shivering Snowman Christmas Inflatable Decoration – $50

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Seasonblow 6 Ft Shaking Shivering Snowman Christmas Inflatable Decoration
Brand new and never used. Only opened once to verify it’s working and inflates
Will meet locally and cash only $50

7 ft Gingerbread Man Christmas Inflatable Decoration – $50

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Seasonblow 7 ft Gingerbread Man Christmas Inflatable Decoration
Brand new and never used. Only opened once to check verify it’s working and inflates.
Will meet locally and cash only $50

 

Seasonblow 10 ft Snowman Arch Christmas Inflatable Decoration – $50

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Seasonblow 10 ft Snowman Arch Christmas Inflatable Decoration
Brand new and never used. Only opened once to test if it is working and inflates.
Will meet locally and cash only $50

 

Seasonblow 4 ft Snowman with Candy Cane Christmas Inflatable Decoration – $30

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SEASONBLOW 4 Ft Snowman with Hat Holding Candy Cane Christmas Inflatable Decorations
Brand new and never used. Only opened once to make sure it is working and inflates.
Will meet local and cash only $30

Sparky has a deal going here. All these inflatables are brand new, never used, only opened once by grandma to make sure they worked. That’s a lot of work to earn $180. Unless Sparky has multiples of each item and can meet lots of people this holiday season. Good luck, Sparky! Hope this is your best SeasonBlow ever.

3 thoughts on “Post 776: Inflated Sales Pitch

  1. Er, Spark, you shouldn’t use pre-Thaniksgiving prices for seasonal items.

    You should not also be quoting full retail prices.

    Every one of these is listed on eBay, right now, for less than $45, and with free shipping. Four foot santa is as low as $27.

    Avarice is not complimentary at any time, and less so during the holidays. Fence you ill gotten gains elsewhere, you low life.

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  2. We charge yo, in the Prince’s name, stand!

    Call up the right master Constable,
    We have here recovered the most dangerous bit of inflatable thievery that was e’er known to this Commonwealth.

    And one Deformed–but opened to rest working–is one of them; I know him, he wears a blower.

    Masters, Masters . . .

    You’ll be made bring Deformed–in person, with cash–forth, I warrant you.

    Masters,–

    Ne’ee speak, we charge you let us obey you to go with us.

    We are like to prove a goodly commodity, being taken up of these nens bills.

    A commodity in questikn, I warrant you. Come, we’ll obey you.
    [Exeunt]

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