Post 786: Innuendo

Lovely High-end Love Seat and Chair
condition: good
make / manufacturer: Chintz & Company
– A beautiful set of a couch and chair with removable slipcovers made of high quality fabric
– New cost $8,000 from Chintz & Co in Yaletown
– High quality furniture
– Chair is in perfect condition
– Couch has a small rip, but can easily be covered by draping a blanket over the arm
– Pristine off white under slipcovers
– Getting new couch need to clear out – first one to come this weekend gets it!

Submitter NinjaChow tells us “Sparks is either delusional or needs a dictionary.” I think Sparky is trying to hook up for the weekend. High-end, draping a blanket, first one to come gets it. Nope, nothing suspicious there. Thanks, NC!

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