The Box is Broken. Sorry about that. Will try to update again some day.
From Monday August 17--
I always thought that T-shirt time was an individual activity, not a group sport. Today, I learned something.
-ainebegonia.
From Wednesday August 19 --
Wall scones were used to light palaces and temples. The common people used ceiling bagels
-Dave and his tap-dancing ferrets.
From Friday August 21 --
$68 seems oddly specific a price.
But people whose shoulders are narrower than their armpits are going to be hard pressed for clothing choices anyway.
-capnmac.
From Monday, August 24 --
Mm … rotturducken!
-Dave and his tap-dancing ferrets.
From Wednesday August 26 --
In this particular context, I really don’t want to know what “slightly used” means. *shudder*
-ownedbyrats.
From Friday August 28 --
Decorative Xmas cameras?
Oh, if I’m not Canadian, can I bring regular checks?
-capnmac.
Welcome To Fabulous Sparkyville 
Erybody knos iz speelt “pijjin”!
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Obviously written by the pigen, Bobby (keyboards are hard to peck with a beak–you can’t see when you peck, after all).
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So, the mystery is “Who is Bobby?”
It’s not Bobby Hill, as his diction & grammar are better.
Probably not Ricky Bobby, either (as Daytona is not for a month, yet).
Not Bobby Flay, eirher, as no mention of a corn tamale.
So, my vote is still that Bobby is the pigeon.
The doves are probably Bob and White, but are sticking with Dumb and Dumber–snitches get stitches.
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