Medicine Cabinet – $20
Antique Medicine Cabinet, measures 27″ wide x 26″. Mirrored door, with old Pepto Bismal pink paint.$20
I’ve never understood why people use horrible colors or patterns in the bathroom. That’s a place of refuge where you go to be sick, not where you go to be made sick. Sorry, Sparky, this one gets to stay with you. Thanks, NinjaChow, for the ad and the title.
“Antique,” in this sense obviously means “pretty please with sugar on it, do not test this paint for lead.” And also ignore all the meth lab chemicals soaked in, or as residue in the corners.
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The Real Estate Sign? That was to keep the aliens from watching us through the mirror.
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Refuse our refuse
It is pink nausea really
Take away quickly.
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To pink or not to pink
That ought not be the question
Of whether to suffer the heaves and hurls
Of outrageous color selection
Or, to lapse, spent, in our emesis.
O please, perchance to sleep
And of this abomination, not to dream
But, instead, to thrive or die
As gastric requires.
[Exeunt]
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Out! Out, dam- box!
Who would have though it
So full of pink
Screw the courage to the puking place.
And we’ll not fail, lest the lead paint
Take us in our sleep
The daggers hath laid the box so
No fatal appearance of pepto allows
And no more morrow shal box see.
Out, out, dam’ box, so ever full of pink.
[Exent]
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If nothing else the pepto pink has inspired the Capn’s inner Shakespeare.
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Sort of a Euclidian Shakespeare, coming at us from all angles.
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