Siamese Cat
Indoor cat only. 5.5 years old. Smart cuddly. Male, neutered. Re homing fee applies, as does references. Thank you. Ad will be taken down when he finds his purrfect home.
I’m going to need references from you, Sparky, since you think that’s a Siamese. Submitter NinjaChow stated, “I’m not a cat expert but he doesn’t look Siamese to me.” Therefore the rehoming fee should be scaled back accordingly. Thanks, NC!
Welcome To Fabulous Sparkyville 
Siam, Siam,
O, a cat, I am!
Thai, no, too spicy
Sigh, but a cat I see
Maybe Bhutan
And not Siam.
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Fairly obvious the cat wrote the ad (note, no mention of name).
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Well, see here’s my Toucan, Brazillian.
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To cat or not to cat–that’s the question.
Whether tis nobler to purr upon the bed
Not yet rehomef
Among the sane,,sensible, & referenced
Or, opposing them, rehome-ed be.
And thus, to nap in sunbeams
Noe more in geographic confusion
That cat is heir to; a consumation
Devoutly to be wish-ed; to nap, and nap
Some more, perchance to dream of play
Aye, there’s the rub (No Bellies!)
For who would bear the toys and treats of fickke time
To race down the hall in search of the undiscovered country!
Siam, O Siam, I am.
[Exeunt]
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