Old oil tank made into storage
I have an old oil tank in my backyard that the previous owner made into storage unit. It is pretty heavy.
Me: So what do you do with it, then?
Sparky: Whatever you want. Keep tools in it, make a compost bin out of it, anything at all.
Me: Could I wear it as a hat?
Sparky: It’s pretty heavy for that.
Me: Dunno what to use it for, then.
Sparky: Well, you can self isolate in it! Plenty of room.
Me: Really? I dunno. Can you get in and show me how much room there is?
Sparky: Of course. Now you stay here and keep the lid up.
Sparky: (climbs in)
Me: Very roomy! Needs a pillow and a blanket. Be right back. (closes lid)
Sparky: No, don’t do that. Open up, please. (raps on lid) Hello? This isn’t funny.
Me: I hope someone else comes to look at it soon.
Thanks to submitter Ralph for the self-isolation suggestion that triggered the above scene.