Free Tiger Lilies (Orange flower) (## [Ish] Lane, [Location}, [Stated] (by Dead Duck))
These are Tiger Lilies that are presently growing in my yard and I would like them gone. I will help dig them up. There musst be at least 50 of them. Located in [Location] by Dead Duck or the [Location[ Boat Ramp.
Submitter Ralph suggests that the plants will be well fertilized by the dead duck. But one dead duck divided by 50 plants could fail to save the new plantlings. I suggest you keep looking. Where there is one dead duck, there could be several more. Just follow your nose. The smell is fowl. Look for the tiger, they often know where the dead things are.
Thanks, Ralph, another prize-winning submission.