5lb bag of potatoes

The grocery store accidentally delivered too many bags of potatoes. I have four 5lb bags of russet potatoes. Message me if you want to come pick one up.

This is what happens when you leave your potatoes without a potato guard! The store only wants you to think they gave you too many. Actually, they have mercenaries roaming neighborhoods looking for produce to nab and sell to unsuspecting consumers. Don’t make the mistake of using a simple scarecrow to protect the goods. Get a huge dog, a flock of geese, and a few land mines at the perimeter. I’m warning you for your own protection. Signed, Sparky.