Post 857: Microscopic e-Bike

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Not on your life, Sparky! What if the bike decides I’m an organic contaminant? Plus I’m likely to make 9 bucks and change for a half-hour round trip. Let’s say I pedal my butt enough to make $60. After deducting the rental fee, I come home with a whopping $37. Not just no, but heckin no! I’d be better off buying Wednesday’s powered mountain bike and . . . Uh. I just remembered an important engagement elsewhere. Have a good weekend and order lots of take out.

2 thoughts on “Post 857: Microscopic e-Bike

  1. Err, If I’m renting this bike, just whose germs am I to be worried about, again?
    Why only the handlebars & brake grips?

    This is an eBike, so, how much is charging going to set me back? Is this a bait-n-switch where the bike is cheap but the charger is elebenty^elbenty kwatloo?

    Seems like a pretty chintzy way to get out of paying FMW to bike delivery people–you do realize that the IRS actually does look as such deals, yes? While IRS is typically being only about as smurt as potatoes, potatoes are smart enough to sprout and seek out both soil and sunlight.

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