Post 871: We Have Ways of Making You Safe

GARAGE SALE [Ish} 7/26 SUN 11AM [Face Mask Req’d]
SUNDAY, July 26, 2020 from 11:00 AM – 4:00 PM
PLEASE NO EARLY BIRDS – REMEMBER YOUR FACE MASK
– YOUR TEMPERATURE WILL BE MEASURED.
– YOU WILL BE ASKED TO PUT SANITIZER GEL BEFORE ENTERING THE PREMISE.
ATTACHED IMAGES ARE SOME OF THE ITEMS ON SALE.

Face mask? Check. Temperature taken? Check. Put “sanitizer” gel somewhere? Uh. I may have to skip this amazing sale. The only think I wanted was the bottle of water next to the vases. Guess I will have to look elsewhere for my treasure.

4 thoughts on “Post 871: We Have Ways of Making You Safe

  1. [corey]Temperature is the least diagnostic vital sign to show infectivity, as febrility is an immune response typically seen after transmissivity has passed.[/corey]

    Much more to the point, just _how_ is Spark intending to take temperatures?
    (Cue Adm, Akbar)
    Rectal thermometer is right out.

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