Big Blue Bin of Christmas Town Decorations
If this ad is up, it’s available, so no need to ask. Those Christmas town decorations, etc. Plus a menorah!
Obviously a sign of Religious Fusion. Everyone is Baptized on December 24, then we play with our dradles until it’s time for Midnight Mass. The next morning, we light the Menorah and sing Wesleyan songs until Buddah comes with the presents. Be careful if you see a blue lady with a bunch of arms in the bin. She’s putting coal in everyone’s stockings.