Baked Enamel cooking Pot Turkey, Chicken good condition – $15
Cook your favorite bird, stew, etc. Keith
(Looks at parrot, Maynard)

No, sorry, I can’t cook my favorite bird in there. How much pot comes with the turkey? Wish you had included photos of the turkey and chicken. I don’t trust that they are in good condition if you have been keeping them in that thing with the lid on. Sorry, Keith, I’mma pass on this deal.
What if my favorite bird is named Emil Abdul Khan, and not “Keith”?
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Yes, Spark’ I concur that you are baked.
I can’t recommend calling people potentially bringing you pizza money “chicken” is the best sales approach.
But, neither is misspelling “keef.”
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Given stoner habits toward kitchen cleaning, this is either and inspired or an over-optimistic stash can.
No doubt ruined when Gamma came over and baked a nice chicken dinner, which left nothing but keef.
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