TURKEY SCULPTURE METAL WITH BUILT IN FAN 22″ TALL BY 18{” – $40
GREAT DECOR ITEM AND KEEPS YOU COOL
I almost understand that the common person might not be able to tell a lion from a tiger. But to not tell a chicken from a turkey? How does that happen? I bet this “Sculpture” came in a box. I’d also bet it clearly said CHICKEN on the side of the box. Ah, Sparky. How big are 18 bracket inches, anyway? I guess we’ll never know.
Welcome To Fabulous Sparkyville 
To nitpick, this is also Not.A.Chicken — Google “Rooster Fan.”
FYI, I am not a fan of roosters.
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The Venn diagram describing a circle of how not to depict a turkey and how to make n inefficient fan.
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“Keeps you cool”–not sure how. There’s no tilt, and it does not oscillate–so unless I’m meant to lay on the floor, I’m not sure this does anything but rattle more than a little.
I suspect that the noise made in operation is why Spark now has to shout, too.
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So, Spark’ wants us to take a gander at his cock which identifies as a turkey . . .
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Actually I rather like this. Not enough to buy it though, so I don’t need an intervention just yet, thanks.
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