Outhouse free for the taking. It sits on some rocks. It hasn’t been used for at least 20 years. Still in good shape.
If you would like it, you need to come and pick it up. There’s no way to get there by car or truck and you need to move it up the hill somehow.
In the past 20 years, while most of civilization had indoor plumbing, Sparky grew up using an outhouse. And he had to walk uphill both ways. At night he had to bring a flashlight and scare off the varmints and neighbors and tourists checking it out. He had to hope Granddad hadn’t used the last page of the last Sears catalog yet. If he was lucky, there would still be some Ladies’ Wear pages to occupy his mind. Sparky hates to see the old place go, so he’ll be sitting in his newly remodeled home while you take the shatter away.
Ralph, you have outdone yourself with this one. Many thanks!