FREE DIRT!!!

condition: like new make / manufacturer: God model name / number: [Suburban] special size / dimensions: 7×2 x22

Made by the good earth… take all by monday 6:00 pm for a cash prize!!!

It appears as if God has given up making people. He and Mother Earth are hitting the Celestial Town as soon as they find a sucker to move a lot of earth for them. Is it a Black Friday special? Is it a sign that the human race is in over our heads? Is it a religious message from Sparky that we should just ignore? That one. I’m going with that one.