Sexy Queen of Hearts Costume – $15
Size Medium Halloween
So Valentine’s Day gave Sparky another opportunity to sell this thing that didn’t move in October. Problem is, I don’t know anyone who is a size Medium Halloween. We’ve been Small Halloween for a couple years now. A lot of my neighbors are Large Halloween and Large Christmas. At least the price is in the right range for almost trash.
Welcome To Fabulous Sparkyville 
Somehow, this does not seem to match up with Lewis Carroll’s description of said monarch.
Particularly the appellation “sexy.”
Not that I mean to demean anyone’s definition of sexy, that’s their business, only that it’s curst hard to read “sexy” in to Carroll’s prose.
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Hmm, perhaps Spark means “medium” here in the sense of “seer” or psychic or the like.
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