Table
Dirt on it from leaves falling on it
Bit bent from getting wet
Warped is the word you are looking for. NinjaChow sent this lovely item, because “What a deal!” Not as many Amuricans looking for tables, I guess, so Sparky took it to Canada. Lovely bit of combined factory manufacturing and natural weathering. At least Sparky did get the right price on it.
Perhaps Spark ought come in from out of the rain, if getting wet makes them bent?
Unless they are cake, and it’s MacArthur Park, of course . . .
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