Free boxes (and a fax machine)
Need some boxes? I need these gone tonight! Come over and grab them. Got a few more free things for whoever comes first. Must have a truck or van.
Even though the dogs are not boxers, they are nice looking and should not be given away free. The empty boxes, the fax machine, sure. But hang on to those doggies, Sparky! They could turn out to be the only friends you have.