Post 1019: Needs a Van

FREE Lawn candy Horse Manure

FREE Lawn candy Horse Manure

Please do not email me text only

Sparky needs an unmarked, windowless van to drive around so he can offer free lawn candy to unsuspecting homeowners and homeless people who ask for a sample. Ew. No emails, he wants to delete your text as soon as he gets it if it includes any inappropriate grass jokes. Which happens to be the name of my Cheech and Chong cover comedy team.

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