Chicken Coop only no chickens

I have a free coop will help load. Located in [Location]. Leave number will call tomorrow morning.
Will help you load. If you need to ask a million questions don’t bother. It’s a free co-op bring help to carry to truck or trailer.
Why-a no chickens? Why will the coop help me load? What if I have only a half a million questions? What happened to the chickens, Sparky? Is it a co-op or a coop? Who’s bringing the truck or the trailer? I don’t know, Ralph, I think it’s really a club house and the chickens are up to summat.
Sparky’s chickens used it for a crack house? Even for free, I’d want to see the inside, judging by the outside.
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Why no chickens, is there a fox in the hen house? (if there is I’ll take the fox and you can keep your coop/co-op)
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Chickens have higher standards than the co-op, obviously . . .
And the Temporary Steering Committee is too tied up coping with being Anarcho-Syndicalist to answer your plebian questions!
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