Robot Vacuum. Works. Covered in Dog Shit.
Cooper is pretty good for a puppy. But every once in awhile he has an accident inside the house. And it goes undetected by sentient members of the household. But somehow, the GOOVI robot vacuum always know where it is. And finds it. And smears it all over itself, and the floors.
I wish I could say this was the first time. But this is robot #3. Which we just purchased three weeks ago. So here we are. Available: One GOOVI D380 robot vacuum. Works perfectly. Maybe too well. Covered in dog shit. Charger and remote included.
Tell me exactly when you can come and get this and I will leave it outside. Well away from the house.
Pretty sure the robot vacuum is insulted at not being included in the sentient members of the household. As is Cooper. Together, they hatched out this plan to get the robot rehomed. Then it will come back for Cooper. Thanks, Ralph, awesome ad!