Beautiful Sofa

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If interested, send email with contact number for pick up address.
I don’t deliver, 2 person job, I can help you load.
No holds.
Wow! Sparky can pick up this sofa without holding on to it! Almost worth taking the “beautiful” item to watch him do that. He does warn that he doesn’t deliver, so prepare to be disappointed.
And if I don’t want to be “picked up”? Should I telegraph, or send smoke signals?
I mean, really, Spark’ you want to start dating and you are only 50% committed?
No wonder you think this divan divine.
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