Hi im cleaning my 13 acre property come get free stuff

Hi im selling my 13 acre property and need stuff hauled away for free . There is wood there . Metal you can recycle and a car for free. And a trailer and a living thing you can sleep in the back of truck it fell and there is a truckbed. come buy and get free stuff . Give me a call thanks . My name is teresa.you cant leave a message i have a land line phone

So much to take away from this one! A veritable buffet, if you will, so Sparkyness. Cleaning and selling are interchangeable words. She needs it done for free! Take anything you want. Even the living thing. Whatever that is. A wee slip when she writes, come buy and get free stuff. And my favorite part, the last line. Can’t leave a message on a land line phone. It hasn’t been that long since we had land lines and answering machines, lady. Oh, and she was in too much of a hurry to get this stuff moved to get out of her car for the photos. Snap!