Burn barrel

55 gallon bum drum with shitty lid. Great for campsite, trash disposal, creamating dead hookers. The possibilities are endless!!! Will be dumped out after it cools off. Not rotted. It’s free you pickup in Location, US

If your bum drum has a shitty lid, it’s not worth putting up on Craigslist. It needs a one-way trip to the local land fill or recycling place. Ralph caught this bit of Sparky Attempted Humor (SAH) for which I am extremely grateful. However, is Free You Pickup a national holiday or just in Location? How many dead hookers must one sacrifice to keep the ceremony valid? We may never know the answers to these questions. Thank goodness!