Heavy steal-based table for scrap
Unfortunately someone tossed my table into the [Location] River at the dead-end of WEST [Ish] Street. If you can haul it out it is yours to recycle.
Ralph blessed us with this ad, in which “Steal” as in stolen is the key element here. Depending on how long it’s been in the drink, you could have all sorts of unexpected life forms hauled up with the table. Might be best to let bygones be someone else’s problems.