Post 703: Flushed with Success

Singing toilet for toddlers 

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Free singing toilet for toddlers. Fully operational. Bleached and cleaned fully.

Both NinjaChow and I want to know, This is a thing? I also what to know which song it plays. Down by the Riverside? Gonna Wash That Man Right Outta My Hair? Rainy Days and Mondays? Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head? Throw me in the shallow water before I get too deep! So many possibilities and few of them good.

Also wonder if there are instructions for use, like this one.

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Thanks, NinjaChow, good find!

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Post 702: Something for Nothing, Delivered

Free Couch With Delivery
size / dimensions: 90″ x 37″ x 31″ 
As shown in the title, this couch could be in your living room for free! The couch itself is in great condition, and we are offering free delivery within an applicable distance simply because we are going to move really soon.

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Post 700: Keep On Trunking

Palm tree – Free 

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 Free tall Palm tree
I have wanted this palm tree gone for years. Everyone keeps telling me to post it on Craigslist, so here it is.
You remove and haul away.
Please text me if you want it. I will be so great full to have it gone, and to a home that would appreciate it.
I do not know how tall it is but would guess about 75 feet. Truck is about 2-3 feet wide.
Just guesses. You’d have to come look, to know for sure.
Text: ###-###-Number-###
Sherry

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Post 699: Corporal Punishment

GMC hood
Brigadier Hood

I’m not sure about this at all. This brigadier guy is out of uniform. I expect he’s disguised as General Disrepair. The General Military Car is missing some parts as well. Frankly, looks like we’re in the wrong hood.

Thanks, Ralph, for the ad and the funny comment. Should be a sign about being snarky and dangerous somewhere around here for you.

Post 698: Bee Best

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I think I missed all the bee issues. I like that R.’s company will remove unwanted honey, beehives, from my buildings, my roofs, and my n walls. Ia all they do. Weather permitting. He’s always happy to help for a reasonable and agreed upon in writing beforehand fee.

What if my problem is that the bees have left my hive? What are you going to do then? I’ll wait for your answer but it better bee a good one. Oh, here’s a solution!

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Well, that’s more like it! Excelsior, indeed. Can’t wait until the honey bees graduate.