Post 626: Freestyle What, Now?

Medela Freestyle Double Electric Breast Pump – $230

 

Medela Freestyle Double Electric Hands-Free Breastpump

Like New Condition.
Lots of Extra bottles, extra cold pack bag.
Medela Easy Expression Hands Free Pumping Bustier.

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Post 625: Fire Sale

Y’all know how I sometimes don’t get to a submission before the photos go bad. (Whenever possible, please copy the photos and attach to the email. I know, I’m a slug.) Anyway, only one picture survived from this submission but it pretty much tells enough of the story with the words that you’ll understand why this one is a perfect example of Sparky-ism. Continue reading

Post 624: Happy New Shed!

Shed (Location)

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shed
14’5″x16’3″x10’6″
you haul away
FREE

This beautiful home could be yours if you have a truck big enough to haul it away. And a lot to set it on. And electricity to hook up to it. And plumbing. Level it. Replace rotted floor. Replace termite infested walls and roof. Insulate and drywall inside. You know what? At today’s housing prices, this still comes in as a bargain. I’m pretty sure you can sell all that antique stuff inside for what the repairs will cost, right?

Happy New Year, Ralph, this is one eye-catching Sparky ad.

Post 620: Look

This Cat Is No Pussy 
Look, I have this cat and he needs a home. I adopted him off craigslist two months ago, but he is NOT a cat that tolerates other cats. He is an alpha cat.
This cat has personality. He’s charming and occasionally affectionate. He prefers to lay across from you and stare you down. He’s neutered and he’s probably pissed about it. He loves good food and a clean litter box. Look, if you’re a guy who’s thought about owning a cat but you’ve always thought that men don’t have cats, this is your cat! He is a man’s cat.
He comes with a bag of high-quality food and a tolerable attitude.
His name is Aries.

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