Red tree painting 48×48.
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That tree is not painting. It’s pretty much just standing there. It’s probably outstanding in its field. Where is Bob Ross when one needs him? He could make that tree happy. He could teach that tree to paint. He could show Sparky what a tree that is painting actually looks like.
Asian Man – $50
Asian Man. Made of pottery. Missing stick
I want to say something about the missing stick, but it all comes out sounding rude. I’m leaving this to my faithful readers who know a thing or two about sticks. Your comments greatly appreciated so that I may avoid censorship.
Sparky: Betsy Annabelle, you know what my Man Cave really needs to set the mood?
Betsy Annabelle: More Cheez-Wiz sculptures? A couple more pallets to hang and throw axes at? Another beer fridge? Continue reading