Post 612: Body Not Included

Man in Trench Coat: Hey, Sparky. C’mere. You need to see this.

Sparky (stopping on his way to visit his elderly mother): What is is and how much does it cost?

MITC: Heh. You’re learning. Come over here, take a look at this. It’s completely free.

Sparky (looking inside an unmarked van): Oh my god! What is that? Continue reading

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Post 553: Can You Stand It?

Interdimensional Stereo Speakers/ Plant Stands

post 553 speakers

Hmmm… I was told when I purchased these you could hear songs and podcasts from the 4th dimension but even when I tilt them towards my head all I hear is the sound of dirt pouring into my ear. Perhaps I need a better antennae?
anyway, even if you can’t hear the weekly Zima Presents Xemu Super Fun Radio Hour these things are pretty good at holding plants; and, they are F R E E; and they are at [####] {Ish} Road. Continue reading