very large capacity microwave is in great condition but does not power on for more than 3 seconds (shuts off on its own). this is a great deal if you can fix it yourself. the unit retailed for $350 when bought new. Continue reading
There’s a joke that’s so old it’s usually not funny anymore, but it certainly applies to this ad. The joke is the apartment was so small, I had to step outside to change my mind. Not only is Sparky trying to rent a broom closet as a micro-studio apartment, he’s charging enough for a down payment on a new car. Continue reading
Owning land is part of the Great American Dream, along with a job that pays a lot for very little work and a spouse who petty much likes exactly the same things we do. But like that mythical spouse, the land might not be all it seems to be in Sparky’s imagination. Continue reading
You know, we just don’t hear enough these days about getting ready for the zombie apocalypse. I am almost certain the current administration is acting peculiar to cover up the impending outbreak of zombies. Think about it, what other explanation can there be? Continue reading
Everyone wants to go somewhere special for the summer. People in Canada want to go to Australia. People in California want to go to New York. People in Paris want to get out of the hot sunshine and go somewhere less bright. Continue reading
Man In Trenchcoat: Psst!
Sparky: You, again? There is nothing I need so just leave me alone. Continue reading
A city street on a rainy night after the storm. The camera pulls back then follows a young Sparky down the sidewalk. As he passes an alleyway, a man in a trench coat steps out. Continue reading