Post 691: A Star is Pwned

ACTOR/ACTRESS WANTED

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ACTOR/ACTRESS WANTED
2 video producers are looking for an engaging undiscovered stand-out talent to star in our developing series.
Generally our subject matter is outdoor related; Lost ruins, ancient mysteries, possibly a visit to Baja.
Compensation will be minimum to start. We are looking for someone who is willing to grow with us, while practicing their art.
Please send your 30-60 second video resume/commercial to email below.
(cell phone selfie-video resume stating experience & goals is fine)

Here at Castle Anthrax Talent Agency, we practice our art every day. In between dressing and undressing, knitting exciting underwear, and writing skit comedy, we look for attractive people who want to act but don’t value themselves enough to ask for compensation. We’ll be visiting ruins south of the border and if you come down with some horrible insect-borne disease, your scenes will be cut and we won’t take your calls. Isn’t this exciting?

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Post 671: Do Not Look Directly At the Legal Counsel

NEED REMOTE ASSISTANCE NOW…?

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After 18 successful years as a California solo practitioner, I left the daily grind
for my spot in the sun out here deep in the country. At this point, I seek clients
whose needs I can meet entirely from my home office.

Including my 9 years of work as a certificated paralegal, I have well over 25
years of experience in litigation, family law and bankruptcy and a solid
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Post 628: Urban Warfare

GARAGE SALE ROUND 2 MOFOS – $5
HERE WE GO AGAIN FOLKS.

This time, it’s personal. We got kitchen stuff for your first apartment, we got multiple microwaves to warm up Hot Pockets with, we got rugs to cover that ugly ass linoleum floor in your 200 square foot studio. You want it, we go it. And the best part?

EVERYTHING IS $5 OR LESS.

That’s right, frickers. Our loss is your gain.

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Post 613: Pucker Up

Commercial Candy Machine – Pucker Powder! – $1

 

condition: good
make / manufacturer: Pucker Powder
size / dimensions: 2 ft round x 6.5 ft tall

Retail Pucker Powder flavoured candy straws dispenser – great for any location that has kids! Make extra $$

Consumer chooses size of empty straw, then selects their flavours and fill with any combination, layering colours (just push to fill!)

Includes:
-Machine (no power required)
-Assorted Straws and extra full powder (not shown)
-6 additional powder dispenser clips

Product refills are easily available for vendor to order more stock. You order straws direct and they include free powder with every order!

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