Post 647: How Little Sparkies are Made

Seeking for the right man (Any)
it’s good to be on here and I see you have an interesting profile..I would love to find a good friend here and if it calls for a date I don’t mind giving this a try feel free to text me anytime
waiting to read from you or text lol

I didn’t think you could see my profile from there. A try feel might lead to — Hey, wait a minute! This ad is against CL policy and you are in big trouble, lady. Oh, right. I mean, madam.

The best part is that this was in the Housing — Apartments wanted section.

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Post 622: Peg o’ My Heart?

Women Into Pegging & More – $0000069

post 622 pegging

Seeking gorgeous women who are curious, open minded, adventurous, giving and more!

28 yr old male seeking women who are not afraid to be nurturing and equally accepting free from judgment.
Tantric Peace and approach

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Post 487: And Now for Something Completely Different

Trying something different

post 487 layla

I’ve never done this before so trying something different. Don’t go out much, cause I work a lot. Not looking for anything else but someone who is ready to settle down and build a relationship. I like to travel, beach, movies, fairs, rides, etc…I like someone who has a personality, generous, and he has to accept children I’ve got 3 older. I do not want any future children but don’t mind if you already have children of your own. I love huskies….I’m a Gemini and just would like an honest true fun kinda guy. If this is you hit me up…Layla, I’m the one and send a pic with your reply.
body: average
height: 5’2″ (157cm)
body art: Tattoos
status: single
age: 34

She likes to beach herself at the ocean. She’s the one, alright. Quick, run out and get a tattoo so you have something in common.

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Post 458: My TV Hates Me

Projection HDTV – $100

post 457 tv
condition: good
make / manufacturer: RCA
HDTV 52″ rejection TV. Missing original remote but comes with generic store bought remote. Guarantee the remote and TV are compatible. Buyer is responsible for pick up.

Let the buyer be responsible! It takes a strong person to deal with a rejection TV. This TV is so hateful it hid the original remote so that you have to settle for a generic, store bought one. Like when your mom sewed all your dresses for school and everyone knew you were a loser. Or when your dad went on a business trip with your football equipment in the trunk of his car.

Ralph sent this in without comment. He is wise.