Post 945: A Man, A Band, A Plan

One Man Band: Live Music for Social Distance Gatherings

ONE MAN SHOW BAND:

Available for All Special Occasions:~Weddings / Family Reunions / Baby & Bridal Showers / Birthdays / Senerades / Halloween Parties / Thanksgiving Dinner / Christmas Eve and Day / New Year’s Eve and Day / Valentine’s Day / Mother’s & Father’s Day / 4th of July / Anniversaries / Retirement Celebrations / Celebration of Life / St Patrick’s Day / Cinco de Mayo / Quinceneras / Backyard BBQ / and the list goes on~

CALL ME to discuss your upcoming private party / event. Thank you in advance and look forward putting a great SHOW for your guests, family, and friends.

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Post 916: Sparky Gets Ugly

NEEDS TO GO URGENTLY

condition: salvage model name / number: Millie size / dimensions: 61 inches tall

To get right to the point, let me tell you something… There’s this…thing called…Millie. She needs mental help to solve her overwhelming addiction to stealing Care Bears. She has this odd reflex of throwing things in the air. She has an obsession with the toy kazoo that she will come with if you are willing to take her. She cannot be released into the wild as she has imprinted on human behavior. If you can please take this mammal off of my hands, please do so! *Please go to home without robots and chairs as it triggers flashbacks*

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