Chubby/Bear met in [AP] [A Place]
We met at auto salvage yard,,, I gave service,,, let’s do it again,,. 😗 Continue reading
While there is always a hint of sadness in personal ads, the missed connections are the most heart-wrenching. So much assumed on Sparky’s part, so little input on the object of his affection’s part. Continue reading
One of the best (well, certainly not the worst) places to get ideas for writers is the Missed Connections section of Craigslist. Sadly, many of the plots have been done better a dozen times before. Chances are low that any of these people look like movie stars. Continue reading
Now we will see how the female of the species solicits male companionship. Well, not see, actually. No one wants that. We’ll just read the ads and go from there. Continue reading
Love is a many splendor’d thing. Lust, however, is rather icky and so very wrong in print. For examples, I present the following mating calls of the male of the species. Continue reading
The mass production of food and other consumables has resulted in daily news about some item or other being recalled by the company. Hamburger is recalled for e coli contamination, children’s toys are recalled for lead-based paint, and the Solomon Islands are being recalled due to not enough life guards in their towns.
I am shocked that one of the most enjoyable shopping venues has yet to be recalled for the dangerous conditions we are exposed to there.
It was end of summer or early fall last year. I have fluffy brown hair, slender, can’t remember what I was wearing, maybe cutoffs.
You had longish hair, appeared to be late forties or early to mid fifties. We checked out at the same time after making eye contact earlier. You were cute and I wanted to meet you but my then boyfriend came in the store and I left feeling like I wished I could have met you, you looked so nice.
So glad Sparketta didn’t wait until a year had gone by to tell us about this horrible outbreak of tendonitis at Trader Joe’s. This being a military area, both navy and marines, people might have moved on by now.
Also, how do you have fluffy brown hair that is also slender? Thanks to my local CraigsList publications for this scintillating missed connections.
The first thing to know about Sparky anatomy is that you might see something new. Continue reading