Post 491: Crafty Arts

Micheal Angelo’s David (Marble finish) – £10000
Arts & crafts imperial distributors, are proud to announce, on offer is this rather rare, vintage piece, collectors item.

Discovered from the depths of Florence, is Micheal Angelo’s David.

Classic, timeless piece, ideal for the cultured, art & crafts enthusiast.

Table-size, with immaculate marble stone finish. Continue reading


Post 399: CSI Craigslist

A quiet morning in Sparkyville began with all the kids from the summer camp going on a field trip to the Doll Hospital. Little Sparky Junior was just 13 years old. His expectation of a Doll Hospital was vastly different from the reality he would soon experience. Continue reading

Post 175: I Could be a Brooch or a Hat or a Pterodactyl

These days, a child can grow up to be anything. We hope you don’t grow up to be a Sparky. That would mean owning dog breeds you can’t spell and attempting to sell Crisco rejected by archeologists. You would post ads that required photos and then forget the photos. You would be confused by there, they’re and their. Continue reading