Post 572: Overseas Adoptions

Crossbred Tarantula (New [Location])pastedImage

I plan on moving overseas and I don’t want to stress myself or the tarantula out with the journey.
She is several years old, quite docile, and a heavy webber.
She is a crossbreed of a Honduran Curly Hair (Brachypelma Albopilosum) and a Mexican Red Rump (Brachypelma vagans) but looks mostly like a Mexican red rump.
Unfortunately, I’ve had to keep her discreet since I am currently living in a place that doesn’t allow pets so I’ve had to dispose of her terrarium. However, she does come with a temporary 12x12x12 tank with the essentials but preference will be given to someone who has or will have a nice set up. Small adoption fee of $50. Continue reading
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Post 570: Sitter, Not a Walker

Pet sitter available (no dogs)
Greetings!

My last fur baby recently passed away from old age and I can no longer afford pets (vet bills). I love animals and already feel lonely without them in my life, so I thought maybe pet sitting would help me with companionship while providing a cheap service to those in need! Continue reading

Post 569: The Further Adventures of Winston and Pickles

Back in the days of You Suck at Craigslist, one of the commentators (Mindfield) posted chapters in the lives of two genie pigs, known and loved as Winston and Pickles. Years have passed and nothing has been heard from this dynamic duo, although the occasional sighting is still reported. Behold, I may have discovered their current line of work. Pretending to be happy and healthy piggies for a sitting concern. Continue reading

Post 561: Trader Blows

Trade pup for birds

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I am looking to trade my Belgian pup for birds. He is 18 weeks old and is up to date on vaccines and dewormed.

Oh, Sparky. You should consult the Relative Value Chart (RVC) before making an offer like this. Now, if your Belgian has papers, he’s worth an Amazon and a handful of Gouldian finches. If he’s not registered and entered this country illegally, then we have to take him away. Sorry. If he IS registered but not housebroken, he’s worth 10 sun conures. Keep him until he learns a few commands and when to go where, you could trade him for an African Grey. Maybe.

The best I can offer you now is a flock of budgerigars and a pair of doves. Take it or leave it.

Post 560: Seriously?

Sharpie X- Adoption
Rehousing Male neutered Sharpei X for Adoption roughly 7 years -natural excellent guard dog, best behind fence. Exceptionally loyal and protective, should be only dog and no cats. Loves to be outdoors and needs a yard to run. Has some training, obeys basic commands.His name is Frank Serious inquiries only to good home….

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