Sparky, jr.: Daddy, now that the nice lady left you, can we go on a vacation?
Sparky, sr.: Well, son, that’s a pretty good idea. Maybe we can go visit your mama in that Federal Correctional Facility in Florida.
Sparky, jr.: But I want to go to DisneyWorld. Besides, we don’t have a car.
Sparky, sr.: Not a problem, I have something I can sell or trade. Now you go pack. Continue reading