Today is my birthday, and wouldn’t you know it, we hit Post 420! Such an amazing coincidence. And you know what else is amazing? This Craigslist ad about a guy looking for a girl who is 450 friendly and maybe they can grow, ha ha, to be more than friends.
Sounds like the plot to a Contemporary Romance novel. If only I knew someone who wanted to write about it. Continue reading
Hello, Friends! You know in these tough economic times that your children, your beloved offspring, the fruit of your damaged condoms, might be with you for a long, long time. And the longer they are with you, the more likely they will be with you for more years to come. Continue reading
It was a dark and stormy night. Sparky lost power and needed candles to see the television by. Luckily, someone had given him or her a very special present last Christmas. Something no one else has. Continue reading
Psst. Don’t turn around. Just listen. I have the goods. But I don’t know if you want the goods. Do you want it?
Call this number. It’s the wrong number. You have to call it just the same. Then place an ad telling me you want it. Code word Elephant. Got it?
Elephant wrong number please call me I want it
That’s it. You’ll get what’s coming to you. Thanks, Ralph, another stunning post.
Get out your tin foil hats, folks! We’ve been invaded and the authorities are doing nothing. NOTHING! Continue reading
Imagine a unique sporting event just for Sparkies! A chance for every Sparky to show off his or her best talents. There would be the Deers on the Swing set event, the Winterbagel Triathlon, and the always popular Not.A.Lion multiple choice event. Continue reading
You folks, and you know who you are, do a wonderful job at sending in Craigslist ads that you find. Sometimes you present them with no explanation. We can’t always tell what Sparky was actually trying to say in his inimical way. Really, I don’t have a clue. Continue reading