Post 420: Friendly, Wink, Wink

Today is my birthday, and wouldn’t you know it, we hit Post 420! Such an amazing coincidence. And you know what else is amazing? This Craigslist ad about a guy looking for a girl who is 450 friendly and maybe they can grow, ha ha, to be more than friends.

Sounds like the plot to a Contemporary Romance novel. If only I knew someone who wanted to write about it. Continue reading

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Post 335: Free is Good

Hello, Friends! You know in these tough economic times that your children, your beloved offspring, the fruit of your damaged condoms, might be with you for a long, long time. And the longer they are with you, the more likely they will be with you for more years to come. Continue reading

Post 317: Pack Your Trunk and Go

Psst. Don’t turn around. Just listen. I have the goods. But I don’t know if you want the goods. Do you want it?

Call this number. It’s the wrong number. You have to call it just the same. Then place an ad telling me you want it. Code word Elephant. Got it?

Elephant wrong number please call me I want it

That’s it. You’ll get what’s coming to you. Thanks, Ralph, another stunning post.