Post 593: How is This a Thing?

Hula Exercise Chair

post 593 chair

Still functional. Seat and back rest are worn.

Seems to me, learning to dance the hula is enough exercise so you wouldn’t need to sit down in a chair that gets plugged in. How can you wear the seat and the back? No zippers, no arm holes. Still functional is the new age way to say Works Good. I certainly would like to see this thing in action.

Oh, wait. No, I really wish I hadn’t seen that.

Love my local Craigslist.

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Post 420: Friendly, Wink, Wink

Today is my birthday, and wouldn’t you know it, we hit Post 420! Such an amazing coincidence. And you know what else is amazing? This Craigslist ad about a guy looking for a girl who is 450 friendly and maybe they can grow, ha ha, to be more than friends.

Sounds like the plot to a Contemporary Romance novel. If only I knew someone who wanted to write about it. Continue reading

Post 317: Pack Your Trunk and Go

Psst. Don’t turn around. Just listen. I have the goods. But I don’t know if you want the goods. Do you want it?

Call this number. It’s the wrong number. You have to call it just the same. Then place an ad telling me you want it. Code word Elephant. Got it?

Elephant wrong number please call me I want it

That’s it. You’ll get what’s coming to you. Thanks, Ralph, another stunning post.