Happy 3rd of July, folks! Independence Eve is full of excitement and preparations for picnics, family gatherings, and possible amazing deaths through stupidity. What a show! Continue reading
Gosh, if you didn’t already know how old I am, you could guess by all the song titles I use that are so last century! Seriously, Andy Gibb? Sigh. Continue reading
Pollution. People losing houses. Jobs going to China. Education, which is already below European standards, will slip even more. Health care only for the rich. Beloved celebrities dismissed as jokes. Another recession.
Luckily, we still have Craigslist.
Free beer fridge (Area)
Free fridge, no shelves, had to make some. Kind of getto but keeps things cold.
Thanks, NinjaChow, for restoring my faith in Sparkies. Plus I always thought things stayed cold in the ghetto in the winter without help. The More You Know. . .
No one likes to be alone for the holidays, not really. Okay, maybe Uncle Wilber likes to get drunk and sit in the garage pretending to be a sports announcer, but mostly people want to be with family and loved ones. So now is the time when Missed Connections start to heat up. Continue reading
In the classic story about growing up in rural Missouri, Samuel Clemens, writing as Mark Twain, included a parable where Tom Sawyer made painting his aunt’s fence seem like so much fun that his buds lined up to take a turn at it. Continue reading
Sparky can get confused. We know that. Thinking a lion is a tiger. A recreational vehicle is a seasonal bread item. And that you will fall for a bot who is into riding in his motorcycle. Continue reading
The term Wage Slave is actually a little misleading. If you have a Sparky boss, he might think he can sell you when he no longer needs your services. Be sure to correct the error before you are shipped to your new owner. Continue reading