Y’all know how I sometimes don’t get to a submission before the photos go bad. (Whenever possible, please copy the photos and attach to the email. I know, I’m a slug.) Anyway, only one picture survived from this submission but it pretty much tells enough of the story with the words that you’ll understand why this one is a perfect example of Sparky-ism. Continue reading
you haul away
This beautiful home could be yours if you have a truck big enough to haul it away. And a lot to set it on. And electricity to hook up to it. And plumbing. Level it. Replace rotted floor. Replace termite infested walls and roof. Insulate and drywall inside. You know what? At today’s housing prices, this still comes in as a bargain. I’m pretty sure you can sell all that antique stuff inside for what the repairs will cost, right?
Happy New Year, Ralph, this is one eye-catching Sparky ad.
Rolling Metal Shopping Cart
Seeking gorgeous women who are curious, open minded, adventurous, giving and more!
28 yr old male seeking women who are not afraid to be nurturing and equally accepting free from judgment.
Tantric Peace and approach
Perfect working order PTT, about a 6 ft long coiled cord and a non stick pad on the back so as to avoid slipping on your yolk.
This Cat Is No Pussy
Look, I have this cat and he needs a home. I adopted him off craigslist two months ago, but he is NOT a cat that tolerates other cats. He is an alpha cat.
This cat has personality. He’s charming and occasionally affectionate. He prefers to lay across from you and stare you down. He’s neutered and he’s probably pissed about it. He loves good food and a clean litter box. Look, if you’re a guy who’s thought about owning a cat but you’ve always thought that men don’t have cats, this is your cat! He is a man’s cat.
He comes with a bag of high-quality food and a tolerable attitude.
His name is Aries.
Pumpkin day care/companionship
We need a friend or friends to keep Pumpkin during day any days during the week of Dec 10 and Dec 17, M-F 8am-3:30…she sleeps most of day, is a good couch companion, doesn’t bite, doesn’t shed, is hypoallergenic, loves belly rubs, will not require food, and needs to be taken out to pee at least 1-2x/day…she is a therapy dog, loves kids, chicken, and people.