There’s a joke that’s so old it’s usually not funny anymore, but it certainly applies to this ad. The joke is the apartment was so small, I had to step outside to change my mind. Not only is Sparky trying to rent a broom closet as a micro-studio apartment, he’s charging enough for a down payment on a new car. Continue reading
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Post 390: Breaking the Law for Patriotism
Happy 3rd of July, folks! Independence Eve is full of excitement and preparations for picnics, family gatherings, and possible amazing deaths through stupidity. What a show! Continue reading
Post 381: A Classic Never Goes Out of Style
Because people can be predictable, I checked my local Craigslist for the word “bowel”. I did see a couple instances where the word was not used in connection with tableware. Thank you, Squatty Potty, for that new development. However, enough misuse existed to be worth the search. Continue reading
Post 366: I’ll Roll My Own
Just like everyone else, I was wondering what people in Palm Springs were giving away free on Craigslist. Surprise! Boats are given away for free! And no wonder. There aren’t any bodies of water except on golf courses and those are hardly big enough for one boat to cross. Continue reading
Post 331: Owl You’ll Ever Need
You young whipper-snappers have it so easy today! You have an android in your pocket, I’m still waiting for my flying car. You can build a base on the moon, I can’t get my phone camera to work. And you have music playing everywhere you go, I have yet to find that amulet of orchestration. Continue reading
Post 325: Bait and Twerk
What happens when the Oldest Profession meets the Newest Body Sculpting craze? Well, apparently, you can get rid of a lot of pounds. Continue reading
Post 320: Clean your Clocks
We’ve often bemoaned the fact that Sparky has pets that he doesn’t know how to take care of or even spell the correct name. Today’s example of Sparkitude comes via NinjaChow from a Sparky who knows better than to have pets and does not smoke. Continue reading
