Sparky loves his pets. He loves his plants. He loves his furniture. He loves his beds. He doesn’t want to give them up, but sometimes needs must. Continue reading
Tag Archives: crazy
Post 386: Parle Vous?
Everyone wants to go somewhere special for the summer. People in Canada want to go to Australia. People in California want to go to New York. People in Paris want to get out of the hot sunshine and go somewhere less bright. Continue reading
Post 379: Roll Over, Play Dead
Cars come and go on Craigslist. Sparkyville is full of the wrecks of the past. Because you never know when you might be able to sell it for $200.
A few pictures, a brief explanation that is totally confusing, and a firm price of $250 if you want the tranny. It’s all good.
Best 4WD on the Planet 96 Range Rover Suspension & Chassis – $200
Best 4WD on the planet – Chassis & Suspension
1996 Range Rover – rollover
Build your ultimate off road vehicle
Body unbolts to a massive frame & suspension.
It’s all there including an extra set of air bags.
Price reduced to $200.
I believe it still has a clean title which I have.
I also have a good transmission for $250.
This is a firm price !
Please no low offers or trades,…
Shouldn’t that say the body unbolts FROM a massive frame? That last photo is a bit eerie, kind of the dead dog view. One Moving Violation submitted this as the “Best 4 Wheel Disaster”. Good call. You win the Internet!
Post 378: Eurotrash
I know, I didn’t come up with that word on my own. I had help from the actual president of the US of A. He was a little pushy about me using the word so I guess I better. Otherwise someone might leak the fact that I didn’t and then a Twitter Storm will descend on me. No one wants that. Continue reading
Post 371: Schrodinger’s Cat’s Last Stand
In Sparkyville, you cannot always know for certain if Sparky has a pet or not. Having pet bowls and pet carriers and pet stands means nothing. Sparky’s children might be eating out of those bowls. Sparky’s lunch probably goes in the carrier. And the pet stand is only something to be listed on Craigslist. Continue reading
Post 364: This Doesn’t Suck
You know what? Sometimes, things suck. Sometimes finding the time to do everything and being too tired to do it when you have time sucks. Raising kids who are ungrateful brats sucks. Getting fat when you eat donuts and mac and cheese sucks. Being a wage slave sucks. Being a retired wage slave sucks. Well, okay, not as much as being not retired. Continue reading
Post 358: The Best Seat in The Cave
If you have a reason to host a really nice party, make sure you get professionals to do the decorating. You do not want armatures hanging the crepe paper and inflating the balloons. Be sure to hire a reputable company to provide extra chairs and tables. Continue reading
