Sparkyville’s Police Department is one of the finest around. They have no unsolved, cold cases. They give themselves awards for this every month. Yes, the people of Sparkyville are very luck and confident in their officers. Or, let me say, were confident. Continue reading
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Post 403: A Different Type of Pool Shark
Summertime is perfect weather, usually, for taking a dip in a pool. I wish I had a pool. I have the water, but I don’t have the thing the water goes in that makes it a pool. I wonder if I can find that thing on Craigslist? Continue reading
Post 402: Land for the Lost
Owning land is part of the Great American Dream, along with a job that pays a lot for very little work and a spouse who petty much likes exactly the same things we do. But like that mythical spouse, the land might not be all it seems to be in Sparky’s imagination. Continue reading
Post 401: Shady Dealings
Do you ever lay awake at night and wonder what the Sparkies in our world are getting up to now? What amazing headlines will greet you with your morning covfefe? Did some guy try to get the money out of a train station ticket machine by blowing it up? The results were not what he expected. Continue reading
Post 399: CSI Craigslist
A quiet morning in Sparkyville began with all the kids from the summer camp going on a field trip to the Doll Hospital. Little Sparky Junior was just 13 years old. His expectation of a Doll Hospital was vastly different from the reality he would soon experience. Continue reading
Post 390: Breaking the Law for Patriotism
Happy 3rd of July, folks! Independence Eve is full of excitement and preparations for picnics, family gatherings, and possible amazing deaths through stupidity. What a show! Continue reading
Post 388: What, No Hover-board?
You know, we just don’t hear enough these days about getting ready for the zombie apocalypse. I am almost certain the current administration is acting peculiar to cover up the impending outbreak of zombies. Think about it, what other explanation can there be? Continue reading
