Post 526: Diamonds are a Sparky’s Best Friend

Sparky, jr.: Daddy, now that the nice lady left you, can we go on a vacation?

Sparky, sr.: Well, son, that’s a pretty good idea. Maybe we can go visit your mama in that Federal Correctional Facility in Florida.

Sparky, jr.: But I want to go to DisneyWorld. Besides, we don’t have a car.

Sparky, sr.: Not a problem, I have something I can sell or trade. Now you go pack. Continue reading

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Post 505: Come On, Get Crappy

Crappy BBQ tongs

post 505 tongs

Brand new never been used from a cheap BBQ set. Brand new never been used.

Well, as NinjaChow states, “Crappy & cheap, don’t oversell it Sparky!” I don’t see a price nor does it say free. I’m thinking Sparkytootles is bragging. My tongs are cheaper than your tongs, my tongs are crappier than yours!

Wonder if they have ever been used?

Post 503: She May Have Seen Better Days

WALMART🐥 BABY CHICK 2007 EASTER PROMO PLUSH ANIMAL – $3
This is an official Walmart Easter plush animal squeezably soft and adorable as a basket full of baby kittens and 100% brand new this is an economy plush baby chick and yet is very nice Walmart did good in 2007 on their Easter selection this is been kept in storage hasn’t been played with used or handled it has not been put on display can’t remember if this had a little hang tag that said Easter on it or not because you never know it Walmart sometime there’s no tags and if you buy a couple of these one of them does have the tag they scan the tag because they’re all considered plush Easter animals the tag doesn’t show up in the pics I’m going to have to say no tag on this one but yes new

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