Post 1206: A Nope Necklace

This week, I’m looking at CL ads around the world. This one is from London.

Tarantula Leg Necklace – £12

Tarantula Leg Necklaces Find your favourite molts in a stylish corked bottle and faux leather necklace. Perfect for those cute, quirky and loving being different. Bottles are approx 3cm tall Currently available :

Poecilotheria Regalis (Indian Ornamental) from our pet TIGER

Juvenile Omothymus Violaceopes (Singapore Blue) from our pet COBALT

If you would like a particular species please message when placing your order else you will be sent a surprise! **All Tarantula parts are from molts, a natural part of a tarantula lifecycle and growth. Each one is a beloved pet of ours and kept under excellent conditions. No tarantulas are harmed in the making of these items. **

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Post 916: Sparky Gets Ugly

NEEDS TO GO URGENTLY

condition: salvage model name / number: Millie size / dimensions: 61 inches tall

To get right to the point, let me tell you something… There’s this…thing called…Millie. She needs mental help to solve her overwhelming addiction to stealing Care Bears. She has this odd reflex of throwing things in the air. She has an obsession with the toy kazoo that she will come with if you are willing to take her. She cannot be released into the wild as she has imprinted on human behavior. If you can please take this mammal off of my hands, please do so! *Please go to home without robots and chairs as it triggers flashbacks*

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