Post 425: Ruh-Roh!

2 year old Rottweiler Shepard X

We have exhausted resources in finding our dog Maverick a home.
We cant even find a kennel close by that we can house him at in order to keep him, (weight restrictions etc.)
Hes naturally over protective
Does not like kids
Does not like any animals
Great at protecting house, yard, shop etc
Loves buffalo meat and steak and wild sockeye (raw or cooked)
Weve only ever walked him up the mountain on trails, hes good off leash there, but wouldnt suggest it near people or animals.
He is 2 years old and i think if someone has the time to dedicate to him he could be retrained.
Very loving cuddly playful dog when he knows you!

No fee. But we will defonitely be meeting and making sure you have adequate space and are a decent human being!

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Post 420: Friendly, Wink, Wink

Today is my birthday, and wouldn’t you know it, we hit Post 420! Such an amazing coincidence. And you know what else is amazing? This Craigslist ad about a guy looking for a girl who is 450 friendly and maybe they can grow, ha ha, to be more than friends.

Sounds like the plot to a Contemporary Romance novel. If only I knew someone who wanted to write about it. Continue reading

Post 417: I Will Hug Her and Squeeze Her and Call Her George

I love this ad from NinjaChow because I can make up all sorts of statistics to go with it. For instance, the percentage of households in the US that own dogs is 36.5%. The percentage with cats is 30.4% That means about 40% own both cats and dogs. Average number of dogs owned per household is 1.6 and average number of cats owned per household is 2.1. That means I am owed .6 of a dog and 2.1 cats. Continue reading