Post 501: Not-So-Cozy Dog

 Missing Dog – Belgian Malinois X German Shepard
Last seen yesterday morning (2018.02.26) around [Something] ave and [Or Other] st in [Location].
Large Build, Sable fur. Goes by the name Rolo. Very energetic and is known to howl at sirens
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Post 464: Don’t Step On My Flukey Shoes

FLUKE 5820A with 2.1 GHz Bandwidth Extension

post 464 flukey shoes

FLUKE 5820A with 2.1 GHz Bandwidth Extension Oscilloscope Calibrator
Can ship.

2.1 GHz Bandwidth Extension for the 5820A


From our Birmingham, UK, reporter, ratwoman: “A special item. I have no idea what any of it means. This… this is a pair of shoes. I’m utterly confused. If it’s some kind of code then I’m very glad I don’t understand it.”

Totally agree. Since when did shoes need bandwidth? Is this a Net Neutrality consequence? At least we know Sparky is equally insane on any grounds.

Post 463: Not Much Room at the Inn

4000 / 2br – Great Condition Partially Furnished Two Bedroom And Living Room (Nachlaot)

Great Condition Partially Furnished 2Bedroom And Living Room In The Heart Of Nachlaot For 4000Shek!

About the apt:
* Great Condition
* Partially Furnished
* Immediate Entry
* Bright
* 2Bedroom And Lving Room
* Stove Gas
* Table
* Fridge
* Oven
* Ground Floor
* Bathroom/Shower
* Kitchen
Asking Price – 4000NIS per month!
~Someboy Raziel ~
Agent Fee – One Month fee + V.A.T.

And lo! It came to pass that the family of three needed to find an apartment in Jerusalem where they were near the heart of Nachalaot. Something clean but not very expensive. Something that had the feel of a stable without the smell. And most importantly, something with a back door in case those soldiers tracked them here from Bethlehem by way of Egypt. 

Happy Holidays!